You are hereby unsubscribed
It's been a pleasure having you around for the ride. I hope I didn't offend you or bore you (how shameful!). Rest assured that you are now removed from my newsletter list and you won't hear from me again. I hope you'll come and visit my website some day in the future and maybe even say hi. I wish you all the best in everything. I'll be here waiting by the window...
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